Try over six years.
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Oh my word has it really been six years now??? AMAZING.
We should celebrate! Celebrate with STYLE.
My role playing partner is incredible, and I love her to death. However, when it comes to the drama we decide to do….well. Let’s say that’s when my character’s sanity goes downhill, and all hell breaks loose….
I get the feeling that I have my moments of being said partner. Sorry waifu.
You read 593 words per minute.
That makes you 137% faster than the national average.Hm…
You read 305 words per minute.
That makes you 22% faster than the national average.You read 632 words per minute.
That makes you 153% faster than the national average.
You read 663 words per minute. That makes you 165% faster than the national average.
Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
(Irishcock
Cocksoldier
…
)
Australian-cock
Or
Cock-medic
pfff
redcocksoldier
CockOfYellow…
RibbonCockYellow?
RibbonOfCock.
datstarrycock. datcockkougra. cockstarrykougra,
Kittycock
Cockneo
theneopiancock
Cockvirus.
Shippercock.
Cocksaway.
PERFECTION.
so during our D&D session on sunday, i can’t exactly remember what it was, but some line of questioning led to our bard Jasmine having this outburst where she said “I HAVE A THING FOR BIG ORC GUYS, OKAY!?”
>playing a half-orc fighter
oh
oh really now, Jasmine
please, tell me more
Hey songbird, how’s about i help you hit those high notes?
I think we could make beautiful music together.
You must have that Endurance feat, ‘cause you’ve been running through
my mind all day.
You know i have an Improved Grapple, right? And i may not have a longsword equipped, but my axe’s head is pretty big.
If you let me strum your g-string, I’ll let you finger my octaves.
I’ve got Half-Orc Resilience, baby. I can go all night long.
…okay
i’m done
for nowDamn this is beautiful. I’m getting ready to play a half-orc bard. I might have to use a few of these.
THOSE PICK-UP LINES.
Reblogging because this is perfect.
鎖のめんどくさくない描き方
fuck where was this tutorial i’ve needed it my whole life omg
FUQ U CHAINSSSS
MOTHER OF GOD…
I DIDN’T KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS UNTIL I SAW IT.
LUCKYSPIKE’S VERY NEARLY 300 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY!!!
wooooo!!
so as i alluded to the other day, my follower count has been hovering pretty steadily at 295 for a while now and i thought, rather than wait for it to hit that 3-0-0 mark, why not just do the giveaway now? i mean i may never get to 300 and how is that fair?! I AM TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS TO CARE ABOUT GETTING TO 300 EXACTLY SO LET’S DO THIS!
as a thank-you and a fun thing, i am going to be giving away a scalemate pillow buddy in two colors of your choosing! these pillow buddies are about 2’x2’, made of very soft microfleece, stuffed with soft poly stuffing and frankly they arefucking adorableas well as very cuddly! great for long car trips, overnights, etc. etc.
“well gosh!” you exclaim, “i would really love one of those things! how do i win?”
luckily for you, HERE ARE RULES:
- you can reblog this up to three times!
- plus one like!
- you do not have to follow me, don’t be ridiculous
- each like/reblog will be assigned a number and i will randomly choose one number as the winner!
- the contest ends on Friday, May 25, 2012 at 2:00am EST! please have your ask box open at this time as that is how i will be notifying the winner! :)
i will ship the pillow buddy to you free of charge, anywhere in the world! so if you like soft pillows, and you like dragons, go for it!
best of luck to everyone, and thank you to all my followers! :)
Oops forgot this was a thing and stuff.
I’m not entirely sure when I developed this but now whenever it happens I feel torn between sadistic joy and crying over the sunken ship.
Also, bonus points if it’s my ship that sinks another ship.
ALL SHIPS TO FULL BROADSIDE!
But really, I do this. I create new ships on a whim, mostly crack ones, because I can. This has lead to at least one scenario where I broke both ships over my knee and created a new Dreadnought for my new OT3 to cruise around in, leaving even more broken boats in it’s wake.
Just because I can.
